Hos Before Bros!

December 4, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

Here’s Xtina and her flex paid piece Matt Rutler struttin’ their asses through the airport in Tokyo (insert your “Xtina is Big in Japan” comments here) before the Japanese premiere of Burlesque tonight. This must be Matt’s “personal reason” for quitting on one of his band’s gigs last night. Hmmm. Getting a few drink tickets for performing with his band at a casino in Rhode Island, or licking premium sake off of Xtina’s nipples in a penthouse suite in Tokyo? As a firm believer that you should follow everything you read in the Gold Digger’s Handbook, I’ll say that Matt made the right choice.

You know, Matt might sort of look like Bat Boy after getting an Extreme Makeover to look more Josh Groban-ey in the face, but all I see is the second coming of KFed shortly followed by the second coming of POPOZAO. This isn’t going to end well for our ear holes.

Tags: Christina Aguilera, KFed, Lily Allen, Yeah Okay

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