Choose Your Kelly

December 4, 2010 / Posted by:

On the left is pro surfer Kelly Slater at the Eddie Aikau Big Wave opening ceremonies in Hawaii, and on the right is The Real Housewives of Bellevue’s very own Kelly Bensimon toughening her hide in Miami.

One Kelly makes me want to slather him in Mr. Zog’s Sex Wax and ride his board on a waterbed until the downstairs neighbor complains about a leak ruining their new rug. And the other Kelly makes me wish I was fashionably brave enough to mix brown and black leathers. So there you go, Kelly served two ways: bald and shaved, or jerkyfied!

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