Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

This actress who is out of town promoting a film about to be released that she has a small part in, has already battled substance abuse and now is about to tackle a new challenge: motherhood. The troubled star hooked up with a random guy at a bar before leaving to promote the film and is now pregnant. She will probably say when the news comes out that the baby belongs to her boyfriend. It doesn’t and couldn’t since the two haven’t slept together in six months. (BuzzFoto)

WINO FOREVER? She was accused of messing with pills during the klepto phase of her life and she’s in Black Swan. If it is her ass, she better name her baby Heather Chandler.

An American actor – who has been through multiple TV series and multiple marriages – booked a massage at an upscale hotel at a sunny resort location. When the masseuse arrived at his room, the actor drew the curtains, asked the masseuse to start on his feet, and phoned his movie actress wife. After a few minutes of telling his wife how much he loved and missed her, he opened his robe, and motioned for the masseuse to look at his very erect penis. He put his hand over the mouthpiece and asked for a blowjob. When the horrified worker said “No”, the annoyed actor replied, “I’ve never had anyone refuse me before!” The worker said “Well, now you have” and fled the room. The actor and his wife were divorced soon after, and they have both since remarried. (Blind Gossip)

Oh shit, I don’t know. Can we pretend that Mel Gibson has been through several TV shows and has been married to a movie star before, because I’m pretty sure he demands a beej from everyone he comes in contact with in hopes that maybe one day he’ll find a trick who is down. A glum cunt can dream!

This idiot star of this almost network’s few hit shows decided that he wanted to liven up a recent cast party. He spiked the punch they were using in a beer bong with roofies. Yeah. Fortunately he told everyone after only one person had done a bong and that person was fine. Nothing happened to our actor because he is the lead male on the show. (CDAN)

I’m guessing that an “almost network” is a basic cable network that shows original programming. I think. If we’re following that definition, I’ll guess this is Jeffrey Donovan who is currently on USA Network’s Burn Notice and has been in Touching Evil and Monk. That’s all I got. And now I’m going to go and invite Jeffrey to my next family reunion.

On that same almost network from above, there is an even more popular show. They had a female in a recurring role who is a B- list actress known for movies and television. She tried to have a production assistant fired because he came in her trailer without removing his shoes. (CDAN)

The “almost network” is USA? The show is Monk? And the guest star is Virginia Madsen? She’s just serious about her Feng Shui is all!