It looks like it’s a new kind of cold in Hamburg, Germany, so of course Whoopi Goldberg is going to bundle up like you when some bitch in your office turns the AC all the way up. It doesn’t totally bother me that she looks like the Harry Potter section of a mini-mall costume shop violently hugged her and refused to let go, but what is that ugly shit on her feet? It looks like an UGG throwing up a CROC, or vice versa.
It’s fitting that Whoopi’s shoelaces look like the devil’s tampon string, because those things are a gift from the underworld.
Here’s more of Whoopi and her Lucifer hooves at the opening of Sister Act in Hamburg.