No Jail For Willie!!!!

December 3, 2010 / Posted by:

The bad news is that Texas has gone and done it by charging human weed flower Willie Nelson with misdemeanor weed possession. The good news is that if he’s convicted he’ll only get a fine and won’t face a second in jail. TMZ says everyone thought Willie would get slapped in the face with a felony charge because the cops claimed he had six ounces of the good shit on him. But after it was weighed (and a few officers had a pass the blunt party), officials determined it was under four ounces. That gets you a misdemeanor, which means Willie is FREED!

This is me after finding out stoner hero Willie won’t be jailed:

Yeah, I don’t even know…. Just order me whatever he’s having.

via Videogum

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