Madge’s New Toy Doesn’t Think She’s A Monster

December 3, 2010 / Posted by:

Speaking through a baby monitor from his nursery cell down in Madge’s dudgeon of toys, 24-year-old Brahim Zaibat has opened up to France’s Grazia Magazine (via The Sun & Daily Mail) about his relationship with the Cougar Queen of England (or America, or Narnia, or wherever the hell she’s claiming citizenship nowadays). Madge has been pouncing on Brahim since October, but he hasn’t publicly talked about his time with her until now.

Brahim was serious when he said that he’s not trying to fill his diaper with dollars by milking the relationship, but he does want to clear up a few “lies” out there (Examples: That his mom is much younger than 52-year-old Madge and that he had a rough childhood). Shake a rattle at Brahim and read his le coos:

On how he first met Madge when he danced at one of her events in NYC: “My mate Norman, who danced for her and who became her personal trainer, asked me to dance at the evening. I performed a solo to Material Girl. Then I met Madonna on the sidelines, and she just thanked me for my show. It wasn’t like meeting a monster! She’s just a woman like all the others. She’s an extraordinary artist and world famous, of course, but a woman above all. You know she wasn’t the first well known female singer I’d met. I was delighted to meet her but not stressed out.”

On how their relationship is going: “‘I’m not saying things have gone very fast since then, but things have happened in order.”

On if he was a fan of Madge’s music before she rocked him into a coma with her hard crotch: “It wasn’t the kind of sound I had on my iPod but I knew her tracks. I’ve since pretty much listened to all she’s done.”

On how his life has changed since dating Madge: “Deep down, not much really. I’ve stayed the same. It’s others who have changed. People I haven’t seen for seven years have suddenly remembered that I exist. It’s become unmanageable. So I’ve changed my mobile number.”

On the lies going around about him: “To make things clear. Lots of stories are going around about me and some are completely false. Those about my supposed edgy past in the suburbs, for example. All the claims of my mother, completely invented. Now I want to speak for myself, I hope so that people can discover a little bit about who I really am.”

Who ever said that meeting Madge is like meeting a monster? Yes, she lets out a deep growl and you can hear the fangs in her pussy drop down when stares at the bulge on a hot Latin piece, but she’s no monster! Yes, the dozens of Latin boy toys who are currently undergoing counseling for PTSD might think otherwise, but that’s them!

Oh, and Brahim only speaks French and Madge only knows how to say “EAT THIS” in his native tongue.

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