Josh Duhamel Is A First Class Asshole

December 3, 2010 / Posted by:

Passengers on a flight from NYC to Kentucky yesterday were told by flight attendants that there was a delay due to a gigantic asshole holding the plane down. The big piece of douchebag trash was none other than Josh Duhamel who refused to turn off his BlackBerry minutes before takeoff. Texting your side piece to schedule a dicking can wait, Josh!

A passenger tells TMZ that Josh’s tantrum forced the pilot to turn the plane back to the gate so that officers could pry off the cunt wart and take him away. The passenger claimed that a flight attendant told Josh to turn his BlackBerry off several times. Josh brought the rude on the flight attendant and taunted them by refusing to put it in flight mode. Apparently, everybody on the plane isn’t going to add When In Rome to their Netflix queue anytime soon, because Josh’s little spoiled pout caused the flight to be delayed for 90 minutes.

Josh’s spokeswhore tells TMZ that he didn’t turn it off, because he was texting someone about his flight being delayed. Josh is also sorry about the whole thing.

Why wasn’t Steven Slater there to grab Josh’s BlackBerry and bowl it down the evacuation slide? Is it really that hard to follow rules? We learned that shit in kindergarten. When an adult tells you to turn your toy off, you turn it off. When an adult tells you it’s not tinkle time, you pinch your peen hole. When an adult tells you to put on your seat belt, you put it on. Or you throw a blanket over your lap and pretend like your seat belt is on. Nooo, I don’t do that.

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