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December 3, 2010 / Posted by:

The terrifying Adrien Arpel Christmas ornament from HSN – Adrien is one of my favorite HSN messes to watch at 3am on a Sunday morning when I’m trying to stop the world from spinning by anchoring my body with mounds of gravy and fries, because she talks like she’s on ludes and malt liquor so it makes me feel like we’re on the same page.

This Christmas, Adrien is hawking a $40 (or as my inner voice screamed when I read the price, “FORTY FUCKING DOLLARS!“) ornament made from discarded Barbie earrings, scraps of weave hair and refugee tarantula lashes from Kim Kardashian’s lids. The product is an ornament that makes me want to scream “LIP SYNCH FOR YOUR LIIIIIIIFE” at it. All the proceeds from the sale of Adrien’s ornament go to Saint Jude, which makes sense because you’ll be praying to all the saints when you wake up in the middle of the night and see a decapitated drag queen head hanging from your tree.

(For Melissa)

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