Either Jessica Simpson is a considerate mother-to-be who wants to turn her womb into a non-stop booze party, or she’s completely fetus free. Papa Joe has already asked Jessica to pee pee on a stick (that visual is illegal in most states so proceed with caution) so that he can tell the media with complete confidence that she is not knocked up, but some have remained skeptical. But Page Six says that Jessica drowned that rumor in a glass full of tequila at Stanton Social in NYC on Tuesday night.
Jessica showed up with an entourage of 20 including Papa Joe, her rent-to-own fiance Eric Johnson, her assistant and a bunch of bodyguards (HA!). A witness-type said that they watched as Jessica swallowed margaritas and sent a river of tequila down her froat. The witness opened their mouth and said this, “They were very well-mannered and drank basil lime gimlets, pineapple 75’s, Maker’s on the rocks, margaritas and wine. They ordered a lot of food. Jessica let her guard down enough to steal a few kisses from her fiancé in front of papa Joe. Jessica, Eric and the crew settled on shots of Don Julio to finish out the evening.”
That’s that, I guess? That means Jessica won’t digitally belch out endless Tweets about how her pregnancy farts have a top note of baby powder and how she needs to apologize in advance to her delivery nurses since she’s sure her b-hole is going to make a serious mess during delivery. BOO for us!
Here’s more of Messica and Mr. Messica leaving their hotel in NYC last night and making their way to JFK.