Afternoon Crumbs

December 2, 2010 / Posted by:

NARANJA DIAZ: If Stanley Ipkiss and an Oompa Loompa mated – Lainey Gossip

What Xtina really meant to say is that she got tired of waking up to the sound of blood dripping onto the floor from Bat Boy’s mouth as he hung from the rafters – The Superficial

Kim Kardashian SANS FARDS – Hollywood Tuna

Alyssa Milano wearing the velvet jacket one of my cousins wore when she got a job singing Christmas carols at the mall – Popoholic

Joe Jonas’ pops that bubble butt bottom – OMG Blog

Tommy Girl is fapping to this – Towleroad

Yeah, this wasn’t orchestrated and choreographed at all – Popsugar

Natalie Portman’s lipstick is the exact color this chola in junior high school claimed as her signature shade. Natalie just needs some black lip liner and she’d have it down. (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Reese Witherspoon, her mini mes and Bruiser at the ceremony for her star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame – The Berry

The Grammy Nominations… KIELY WILLIAMS’SPECTACULAR” WAS ROBBED! – Just Jared

Kiki Dunst dressed like a toddler going to a mafia funeral – Celebitchy

There’s only one reason why Becks is smiling and I think it has to do with the hand job he’s getting under the table – Hollywood Rag

Shakira might be over that shit – CityRag

Ever wanted to know what Craig Ferguson’s fuck faces look like? – SOW

Amanda Woodward is in the hospital – ICYDK

Raven Symone is the new Oprah, obviously (Sorry, White Oprah) – Necole Bitchie

And plenty of closets for Matthew Broderick! – I’m Not Obsessed

Jeremy Piven just doesn’t stop – Moe Jackson

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