Afternoon Crumbs
NARANJA DIAZ: If Stanley Ipkiss and an Oompa Loompa mated – Lainey Gossip
What Xtina really meant to say is that she got tired of waking up to the sound of blood dripping onto the floor from Bat Boy’s mouth as he hung from the rafters – The Superficial
Kim Kardashian SANS FARDS – Hollywood Tuna
Alyssa Milano wearing the velvet jacket one of my cousins wore when she got a job singing Christmas carols at the mall – Popoholic
Joe Jonas’ pops that bubble butt bottom – OMG Blog
Tommy Girl is fapping to this – Towleroad
Yeah, this wasn’t orchestrated and choreographed at all – Popsugar
Natalie Portman’s lipstick is the exact color this chola in junior high school claimed as her signature shade. Natalie just needs some black lip liner and she’d have it down. (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Reese Witherspoon, her mini mes and Bruiser at the ceremony for her star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame – The Berry
The Grammy Nominations… KIELY WILLIAMS’ “SPECTACULAR” WAS ROBBED! – Just Jared
Kiki Dunst dressed like a toddler going to a mafia funeral – Celebitchy
There’s only one reason why Becks is smiling and I think it has to do with the hand job he’s getting under the table – Hollywood Rag
Shakira might be over that shit – CityRag
Ever wanted to know what Craig Ferguson’s fuck faces look like? – SOW
Amanda Woodward is in the hospital – ICYDK
Raven Symone is the new Oprah, obviously (Sorry, White Oprah) – Necole Bitchie
And plenty of closets for Matthew Broderick! – I’m Not Obsessed
Jeremy Piven just doesn’t stop – Moe Jackson