It’s Stephen Colbert back when he had a soft helmet of luscious hair that makes you want to call in sick so that you can spend the day running your fingers through it. This is a dude who will paint you a landscape while you knit a pair of nipples cozies with the clumps of silky hair from his brush. This is a dude who will pick you a bouquet of dandelions and daisies outside of the college theater where he’s rehearsing an all-male production of The Odd Couple: Female Version (progressive, I know). This is also a dude who won’t lose the sparkle in his eyes or the smile in his mouth when he snaps and attacks you with the gold oil lamp he bought you at a flea market last weekend. No, forget that last part. Stephen’s got the good kind of crazy in his eyes and not the “WHY WON’T YOU LOVE ME THIS ONCE!” kind. I think.
December 1, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K