JLo Used To Be Fun

December 1, 2010 / Posted by:

In continuing this morning’s theme of ex-husband’s exposing your shit, Radar says that the horse fly named Ojani Noa, who won’t stop trying to bite at JLo’s dingles no matter how many times she swats him away, is baaaaack for more fun! A judge has already granted a restraining order barring Ojani from releasing intimate tapes of JLo but he’s trying again. Ojani has found yet another vintage tape of JLo and wants to use it in the mockumentary about his life (aka the mockumentary nobody cares about except him). But JLo’s team of lawyers have already filed papers to stop the tape from touching the public’s eyes.

A rep for Ojani says that this tape was taken while the two were on vacation in Cuba. The tape not only shows JLo’s double stuffed ass on a scooter, but you also get a clear shot of her cooter. That rhymes! It should be her next song. Anyway, Ojani’s rep said this: “JLo is riding a scooter in public in Cuba, while talking to the camera and numerous by-standers, with her privates in as plain view as Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan have in the past. This is among other nudity on her part in the now 21 hours of home movies, that we have so far recovered.

In Noa’s Home Videos, Lopez displays deviant behavior by consensually exposing her genital area in public, however, Noa & Meyer (Ojani’s producing partner) have never ever intended to market this and the many other racy, damaging & expositive scenes from the Home Videos. It must also be stated that in Noa’s Home Videos, Lopez gives her full consent to Noa taping her.”

If exposing your wet parts in public is considered “deviant behavior” then the government is going to need to build bigger prisons, because we’re all in trouble.

But how is putting your chocha on a display for a few seconds considered deviant? Does JLo’s pussy look like a cartoon villain with a curly moustache? Does it have devil horns? Does it appear in the bathroom mirror when you flush the toilet ten times in a row in the dark? Does she have PedoBear shaved into her crotch bush?

I love how Ojani thinks JLo slipping a clit is considered “deviant behavior” but releasing video of her slipping a clit isn’t deviant at all. I swear, Ojani needs to go PLUCK HIMSELF. I mean that literally, because have you seen those brows?

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