Kate Gosselin’s Got The Jennifer Anistons

November 30, 2010 / Posted by:

Even though Kate Gosselin is always in the middle of a crowded room filled with screeching kids, camera men, producers and script writers throwing the next line at her, she stills feels FOREVER ALONE! Kate haz no real fweeeends and her only adult relationship is with her full-time bodyguard Steve who lives in the basement of her house. And by “lives in the basement” I mean his ankle is chained to the water heater with a bowl of shredded wheat and tap water in front of him. It’s still not enough, and she’s still got the lonely sads in her heart. That’s what Radar says anyway.

A source close to Kate (who is obviously not wearing a friendship bracelet from her) says that when she isn’t living in her reality show bubble, she’s getting her nails done ALONE and getting her hair groomed at the vet ALONE! The source went on to say, “Her bodyguard Steve Neild is the closest person to her, but he’s married with two kids of his own. Steve lives in the basement of her home and he accompanies Kate everywhere, but they strongly deny that there is anything going on between them despite the fact that they have taken trips to Alaska and to Mexico together. Apart from Steve she does not have many true friends to confide in or just go out and have fun with while she does not have the best relationship with her family either. Kate just finds it hard to be friendly towards people and is very domineering – at the moment she is pre-occupied with looking her best and keeping-up appearances.”

Please. Like Kate needs or wants friend. Haven’t we been through this before? A true cunt to the cunt core doesn’t need friends! Friends only get in the way. Friends weep tears when you hang up on them during a phone conversation about their stupid problems. Friends delete you on their Facebook when you comment that the picture they posted of themselves make them look like they’ve got Edema in the face. Friends are nothing but drama! If Kate needs to feed her cunt beast within by breaking someone down emotionally to the point where they’re left in the fetal position on the floor of a therapist’s office, she can just call up Jon. That’s what he’s there for. Duh!

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