It doesn’t matter that I have no idea who this exquisite Leslie (no last name) creature is. Leslie could be a one-hit French pop star who now earns her mortgage singing jingles for Carrefour and once got caught giving a married politician a hand job in the back of a porn theater. Leslie could also be Jaye Davidson’s half-sister who stars in Rent the Musical as both Mimi (Tues. – Fri.) AND Angel (weekends only). Or she could be Sheree in a vintage Taylor Dayne wig. It will never matter to me.
Everything I need to know about this goddess she left on the carpet at the Megamind premiere in Paris tonight. LE FACE! LE POSE! LE EARRINGS! LE CATSUIT! LE EVERYTHING!
If Leslie is not giving you life, slap yourself and try again. If that still doesn’t do it for you, then here’s a few pictures of Brad Pitt (who is letting the goat peek out a bit) and St. Angie. Brad is really working hard to embarrass himself. I mean, wearing baggy leather pants around international legend and style icon LESLIE?!
And no, I really don’t know who Leslie is and don’t tell me! The mystery keeps the tingles tingling.