Shouldn’t He Be The One Wearing The Bikini Top?

November 29, 2010 / Posted by:

This is why the world will never make sense. A-Rod can casually flaunt his ripe and juicy mango slices out in the open while Cameron Diaz has to keep hers clothed or face LIFE IN A MEXICAN PRISON!!!!!1!!!1! (I type that like it’s a bad thing). Cameron’s chichis obviously want to be seen, because look how they are slowing inching towards her back knowing that’s where the damn sun shines! Not right.

Anyway, here’s Cameron and her sometimes piece A-Rod hosing each other down in Mexico over the weekend. Cameron is killing me softly with her array of facial expressions. Bitch looks like the Joker channeling Greer Childers.

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