It all started when Katie Nicholl of the Daily Mail wrote a gossip piece titled: A New Year wedding to ease Lily Allen’s baby grief. The article was about how Lily and her boyfriend Sam Cooper will soothe the sadness over the loss of their baby by getting married. Lily’s rep already denied the story, but she took it one step further by cyber slapping Katie in the mouth via Twitter. In doing so, Lily kicked a goal for TEAM CUNT! This is the sweet nothing Lily originally whispered into Kate’s ear hole:
“Katie Nicholl you’re a lying cunt, leave me out of your shitty column, you know nothing.
I’m sorry, but there’s a time and a place for disrespectful, badly researched or just made up journalism. It’s not now Katie Nicholl.”
I guess this little Tweet made Katie Nicholl pick up her phone and speed dial her lawyers, because Lily took a Magic Eraser to that shit and started over again:
Kati Nichol has been in touch and has threatened to consult her lawyer if i don’t take that tweet down. She thinks it was too heavy handed.
3:56 AM Nov 28th via web
so i’ll amend it.
3:57 AM Nov 28th via web
Katie Nicholl I THINK you’re a cunt, leave me out of your shitty column, you know nothing about the intimate details of my life.
4:00 AM Nov 28th via web
theres a time and a place for your musings where i’m concerned, and it’s not now. 4:02 AM Nov 28th via web
VICTORY TIMES TWO for Team Cunt! Lily Allen could’ve used the forever popular “bitch” or went the boring mainstream route by calling Katie an “asshole“, but she went with the beautiful noun that pulls at the splintery strings attached to the lump of coal my doctor strangely refers to as “a heart.” So thank you for that, Lily. And thank you to Katie Nicholl for pulling the word “cunt” off of Lily’s finger tips.
via BBC America