Willie Nelson looks like a big meanie just snatched a joint out of his hand, because they did! This mug shot was taken shortly after Border Patrol in Texas caught Willie with six ounces of weed over the weekend. Willie was charged with a misdemeanor and freed on $2,500 bail, but TMZ says that it’s far from over. Texas doesn’t ever play around so there’s a chance they could stick Willie’s old ass behind bars for more than 2 years. It’s a good thing Dolly Parton can hide a double bowl bong, 4 marijuana plants, a lighter wand, a food dehydrator and a heat lamp in her titty canyon.
A criminal defense attorney who practices in Austin tells TMZ that there’s a good chance Willie could get sentenced to a minimum of 6 months and a maximum of 2 years in the chokey. The director of NORML, an L.A. based marijuana law reform organization, thinks Willie should tell the jury that he bought the good shit in California (where medical weed is legal) and forgot it was on the bus.
If Willie Nelson is jailed for 2 years, every single marijuana plant will shrivel and dry up from intense heartbreak. Then all of us will have to spend the good part of our day blowing good shit smoke towards Texas hoping that Willie gets contact high by sticking his mouth out of the tiny jail house window. Err. Since I put it that way. Maybe this isn’t such a bad thing after all….