Afternoon Crumbs

Louie Spence is waaaaay too hot for The Hoff to handle – Holy Moly!

“I will suck yo crotch for a nom” – Justin Timberlake to Mr. Oscar – Lainey Gossip

Kanye West gets a whole lot of BITCH BOOM BYE at the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade – The Superficial

Spider-Man’s bulge is the new Harry Potter peen of Broadway – Towleroad

Xtina’s face says “the dick is good” and her new man’s face says “the money is good” – Popsugar

Peppermint-coated gonorrhea for your eyes (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Screw Lindsay Lohan and her cigarettes, who’s that piping hot douche in thumbnail #6? – Hollywood Tuna

Now all the Kardashians are hitting the stroll – Celebitchy

At least somebody is wearing that Abbey Dawn crap – Popoholic

Eva Longoria is producing a TV show I might just watch. I mean, it sounds like a Mexican Dynasty. I’m in. – Just Jared

Been there, done that, have the X-rays to prove it- OMG Blog

When Leslie Hall met Kelis – Crunk + Disorderly

I’d hit it X 24 – The Berry

I’m pretty sure Hulk Hogan was the photographer – I’m Not Obsessed

Tara Reid is standing upright all by herself – Hollywood Rag

Dave Grohl busts a move with a giant one-eyed, wart-ridden peen – Cityrag

Regis Philbin wishes he could get hard. Good. Night.- Necole Bitchie

And then Mimi can name one baby Butterfly and the other one Fantasy – ICYDK