My finger nails look like they’ve been chewed up by a cross-eyed warthog with an overbite and my greedy overgrown cuticles haven’t felt the touch of a clipper in months and I could give a shit. But yet, here’s 4-year-old Kingston Rossdale maintaining his hand and feet situation with his mother Gwen Stefani at a salon in West Hollywood, CA the other day.
Dude strolled out of there with a different shade of glitter on every nail and I’ve got the nails of a zombie with a Vitamin B deficiency. That’s it, I’m pulling out the Hello Kitty manicure set from under my bed and handling this dreadful shit today. I cannot be shown up by a 4-year-old!