Jennifer Aniston Is Still Sunning Her Nalgas In Mexico

November 27, 2010 / Posted by:

In case you were still worrying about how perma-lonely and miserable Jennifer Aniston was spending her holiday weekend, here she is drying the tears of sadness on her cheeks under the Mexican sun. Don’t worry, Chelsea Handler and Forever Aloneiston’s other friends are filling the void in her heart with margaritas while she warms her sadgina by the pool. I think she’ll make it.

Meanwhile, I just put on a second pair of socks because the lazy ass space heater under my table decided to call in dead today.

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