November 27, 2010 / Posted by:

Arresting Willie Nelson for being possession of the good shit is like arrested Jessica Simpson for farting. But that’s exactly what officers in Texas did to him yesterday morning at a Border Patrol checkpoint in Sierra Blanca. When Willie’s tour bus rolled up, BP agents smelled the delicious scent of marijuana floating out of the windows. That was just Willie burping again. Seriously, if Willie’s tour rolled up and the officers didn’t get a contact high from a good shit cloud wafting out of the windows, then they should arrest his ass! I’m clutching my bong with my mouth out of SHOCK about this.

E! News says that officials found 6 ounces of weed on the bus and Willie admitted it was his. They took him down to jail, charged him with a misdemeanor, and he was later released on $2,500 bail. Obviously, this has happened before.

Can’t the government just grant Willie Nelson a pardon from all future marijuana arrests? It’s Willie Fucking Nelson! The history books will tell you that he came out of the womb smoking pot. He’ll smoke a joint on his bus, or in a jail cell. Dude doesn’t care as long as he’s got a joint between his lips.

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