“I Wish You Into The Cornfield!!!”

November 25, 2010 / Posted by:

Suri really needs to use her powers for good and turn around and wish Stepford Katie’s cardigan back into your grandmama’s closet. Seriously, your grandma’s shivering and shit on Tanksgiven. That ain’t right. You know what else isn’t right? You throwing out a million “SURIZ GONNA GIT DAT NAMONIAZ!” comments at this picture of the Cruise girls (sans Tommy) buying flowers in L.A. yesterday. A sweater would eff up Suri’s entire silhouette, okay?! Suri will freeeeeeeeeze for fashion. I mean, somebody in that family has to represent since Katie sure as Xenu isn’t!

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