Yeah, I know that could be Calista Flockhart and Khloe Kardashian in the pic above for all you know, but the “these two” I’m talking about are Cameron Diaz and A-Rod. Here’s Cameron Deeznuts and A-Roidy sunning their chichis on a boat in Miami yesterday afternoon. The last time I checked, Cameron was off that roid dick and was running her nipples through Matthew Morrison’s hair. But I guess she must’ve missed raspberrying A-Rod’s succulent chesticles and came back for more.
We’ve all got those fall-back pieces we sometimes call up for a quick pick me up (or a peen me up in most cases). Although, for some reason mine only text back with: go eff something else i hate u diaf. Texting hard to get, I know!