Hot Slut Of The Day!

November 24, 2010 / Posted by:

When UCLA neuroscientist David Jentsch isn’t doing medical research on mice and primates (Wino Fossey is throwing a whole lot of “DOES NOT APPROVE” his way), he’s standing in front of a gold gilded framed mirror softly stroking his tattooed masterpiece brows with an ostrich feather duster. Just like diamonds, David’s exquisite tattoo brows are forever…and they will ALWAYS bring you luck, Tom Ryan.

David’s Mikado-like brows were brought to my attention because they were recently threatened by a group who doesn’t appreciate him doing research on animals. The L.A. Times says the group sent David razor blades tainted with the AIDS virus. Lawd. Is that shit really necessary? Besides, if they really wanted to destroy David, they should’ve just sent him a pair of eye merkins since it’s obvious that brow follicles are his kryptonite!

And back to the reason for this post: THOSE BROWS! It’s as if Charlie Brown’s eyebrows swallowed a whole lot of Internet-bought roids spiked with Viagra. Those brows are definitely screaming “WAH WAH WAH WAH” into my eyes.

If those brows were a Rorschach test, I’d tell my therapist it looks like two fat-headed sperm fishes racing to be the first to touch his nose.

(Thanks to every single one of you who sent this in)

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