Afternoon Crumbs

November 24, 2010 / Posted by:

As a responsible pet owner (HA, I know), I need to know if Jeremy Piven registered that creature on his head with the city, and is it micro-chipped? – Moe Jackson

How much do you want to bet that MTV is going to give Teen Mom Amber’s daughter a show called Cradle of Love where hos compete to adopt her? – The Superficial

Dan Rad is Harry Potter – Lainey Gossip

Candice Swanepoel’s nipples all over V Man (NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

What the hell kind of dildo is Joe Jonas’ beard carrying around? – Hollywood Tuna

Meanwhile, Reese Witherspoon is thinking to herself, “Hmmm…..Should I reline the kitchen shelves or defrost the freezer this weekend?”Popsugar

RUBBERS FOR EVERYBODY, so says Pope Eggs BenedictTowleroad

Ashley Olsen wearing Kirstie Alley’s favorite eatin’ outfits – Just Jared

Shaving the word “ASSHOLE” into the back of his head would’ve had the same effect – Videogum

Dude wasn’t pulling his hair, he just wanted to see how luscious and full of body it was – NYC Barstool Sports

Wise travel words from Chris RockCityrag

All flavors of GROSS SHIT (except for the puppy) – Hollywood Rag

Lisa Rinna is doing the Demi Moore – SOW

The chick from the Phantom of the Opera movie and Sideshow Bob are done with each other – ICYDK

And here’s that Minka Kelly person carrying strawberries – Popoholic

Denise Richards teaching her kids to the lie about dumb crap – I’m Not Obsessed

Charlie Sheen’s imprisoned porn star is going to sue his ass after all – Celebitchy

You’ve probably already patted yourself to every single one of these Dave Salmoni pictures, but why not do it all over again like it’s the first time – The Berry

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