Dancing with the Scars is finally damn over and the winner is after the jump. Was Baby put in the loser’s corner?! Did Steven Cowan turn his gat on another TV screen? Did Raven-Symone’s messed up eyebrows turn upside/down over Kyle’s win? Try to pull out a care and JUMP!!!
BABY WAS NOT PUT IN A CORNER!!!!!!!
Jennifer Grey and her partner Derek Hough (aka the name Ryan Gaycrest screams out every time he spoons with Julianne) beat out Kyle Massey who came in second and Bristol Palin who came in third! Since Bristol’s ass didn’t win that means millions of TV screens were spared from getting shot out. VICTORY FOR THE “HATERS”! But wait, the entire Palin family and every tea partier probably attacked their own TVs with a sawed off shut gun when she didn’t win. Either way, it’s a sad day for TV screens. But it’s a beautiful day for Patrick Swayze who is definitely dirty dancing with the angels over Baby’s win!
UPDATE: And here’s the video of Jennifer Grey winning that mess.
Sadly, I don’t have a clip of Bristol from earlier in the show saying that winning would be like “a big middle finger to all the people out there who hate my mom and me.” Well, guess who’s got their middle fingers up now, bitch?! Click here if you want to see Bristol lose.