Open Post: Hosted By The First Person In Line For Black Friday

November 23, 2010 / Posted by:

Lori Davenport isn’t going to spend her Thanksgiving squatting over an empty Big Gulp cup in the back of a Best Buy in St. Petersburg, FL because she wants to get her hands on a 15% off plasma HDTV she can buy from the comfort of her home computer. No, it’s not about that for Lori. It’s about achieving the personal goal of being the firstness first of the firsts.

Yeah, so you know those commenters who dive for the comment box to type out “FIRST!!!!!” on a new post? This is what they look like.

And who’s this “we” Lori Firstness keeps going on about? Forever alooooone (but FIRST!!!!).

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