Gossip Girl Will Be Jenny-Less For A While
Taylor Momsen is just living her life as a fag smoking, nip flashing, testicle burning, vibrator humping angsty teen panda, but the producers of Gossip Girl do not want to be associated with it anymore!! Taylor has basically been demoted to extra with lines for most of the season and producers want to keep it that way. Deadline Hollywood says that after next Monday’s episode, the character of Little Jenny will be MIA until further notice.
A source who works on the show is saying they cut off Little Jenny for “creative reasons” but others say Taylor’s eye rolls and overall IDGAF attitude is what put her in the time out playpen. An example of that is what the tingle in my nipple Tim Gunn had to say about working with Taylor: “She was pathetic, she couldn’t remember her lines, and she didn’t even have that many. I thought to myself, ‘Why are we being held hostage by this brat?'”
Oh, fuck me with a “HO PLEASE.” This has nothing to do with Taylor’s behavior. IN THIS ECONOMY, it has everything to do with the budget. Do you know many rolls of steel wool, wood chisels, gallons of turpentine, sandblasters, prayer circles, veteran contractors, priests who specialize in exorcisms and man-made tornadoes it takes to get all that tar off of Taylor’s eyes?! A LOT! The producers would rather spend the money on unicorn sperm to keep Chace Crawford’s precious skin glowing than on removing the coal bukkake party over Taylor’s eyes. Good choice, I say!