Afternoon Crumbs

Xtina paid tribute to Brit Brit’s “Gimme More” VMA performance at the AMAs last night – The Superficial

Judging by Miley Cyrus’ ho shit outfit and antics, the theme of her 18th birthday party must’ve been Rock of Love Bus – Popsugar

Brad Pitt lost his camera, expect to see the world’s most boring pictures end up in The Sun any day now – Lainey Gossip

Jakey Gyllenhaal explodes over and over again in his new movie. Take your fingers off your nips, I didn’t mean it like that – Towleroad

Julie Benz’s titty is ready to quit that bitch – Hollywood Tuna

If a raggedy swan tried to swallow an Oompa Loompa (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Olivia Wilde in Details – Popoholic

Twitards better step up their crazy The Berry

Anne Hathaway does Stepford Katie better than Stepford Katie – Just Jared

Another pregnant dude? – NYC Barstool Sports

Charlie Sheen’s porn star prisoner speaks – Celebitchy

And so does the porn star prisoner’s daddy – I’m Not Obsessed

It’s nice that DJ Tanner still exists, but where the hell is Kimmy Gibbler already? Bring us the Gibbler! – Moe Jackson

Meanwhile, Solange is down in the basement furiously working as a 1-baby sweat shop for Tina Knowles’ Walmart clothing in – Necole Bitchie

Brendan Fraser needs a nap and some blotting papers – SOW

And so the parade of Tony Parker’s Text Tramps starts…. – Hollywood Rag

Instead of toilet papering the house, the kids in the neighborhood resorted to toilet papering Destiny Hope – Cityrag

Dear over-reactors of America, it’s just fucking BRISTOL DAMN PALIN!! – ICYDK

Juliet Lewis is giving Xenu a boner in that two-piece – Holy Moly!