No Deep Throat For LiLo

November 20, 2010 / Posted by:

It looks like you will never see a scene of Lindsay Lohan wet humping a dog play when her name is announced as a nominee for Best Actress for Inferno at the Oscars in 2012 (how appropriate)…..because she will never be nominated for Best Actress for Inferno….because she’s no longer in Inferno….because she’s been cut from that bomb. Yup, a not-yet-cast dog just dodged a bullet.

Matthew Wilder, the director of Inferno, tells E! News that after waiting for LiLo for months they have decided to move on with another trick in the lead role since even the Geico Gecko won’t look at her ass. This is what Matthew had to say:

“We are withdrawing our offer from Lindsay Lohan. We are currently in negotiations [with another actress] and working out the legalities of bringing her onboard. We have stuck by Lindsay very patiently for a long time with a lot of love and support. Ultimately, the impossibility of insuring her—and some other issues—have made it impossible for us to go forward.”

LiLo’s rep wants to make it clear that the break-up was mutual: “Lindsay is dedicated to her recovery and together they decided to move forward without her.

E! News is supposed to announce the “amazing actress” who is replacing LiLo as Linda Lovelace on Monday. You can start cringing now, because it’s pretty obvious that when Matthew Wilder announces “And Linda Lovelace we’ll be played by….”, we’ll see White Oprah kicking The Curious Case of Ali Lohan onto the stage. Or Michael Lohan Jr. in a dyed Orphan Annie wig. One of those.

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