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November 20, 2010 / Posted by:

Mrs. Toad from Thumbelina (as voiced by the dazzling Spanish rose Charo)

If you shoved Amy Wino’s crackhive, a pinch of fluffy dandruff from Jan Crouch’s head, two watermelons, the powdered essence of La Duquesa de Alba, the aroma from a Snooki queef, a drop of collagen-infused saliva from Lisa Rinna, the business card for Katy Perry’s stylist, and one lash that has touched Tammy Faye Bakker’s eyelids into a lotus flower and shook while chanting La Tigresa del Oriente’s name over and over again, out would come MRS. TOAD!

Thank you to reader Sarah for reminding me of the glorious Mrs. Toad, the scheming vision of lily pad loveliness who kidnaps that basic bitch Thumbelina as a bride for her son. Thumbelina later escapes which proves that she doesn’t know shit, because who wouldn’t want to be serenaded by the magical voice of Charo all day long? It’s like musical Spanish Fly!

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