Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

November 20, 2010 / Posted by:

This Twilight actor gets lot of sex. The thing is, he is a big germaphobe so he insists on the women he sleeps with do not kiss him and wear surgical gloves. Yeah, sounds fun. (CDAN)

And I bet he has to squirt Purell on his peen before, during and after. “Sounds hot” – Howie Mandel.

I’m going to go with Kellan Lutz, because for some reason I can picture him screaming and reaching for a surgical mask when a girl queefs.

This A list television comedic actor who has done lots of movies sweats so much while having sex that he has multiple layers of towels on his bed. (CDAN)

Charlie Sheen? Blame it on the coke.

This professional athlete, who is based on the coast, is having an affair. What makes this interesting is that the athlete is supposedly very happy in his marriage. And he is cheating on his wife with someone they both know. His teammate. Yes, a man. We actually didn’t know that the athlete had any interest in batting for the other team, so this is totally coming out of left field. (Blind Gossip)

This is probably about two baseball players, but since I need to an image to stay with me all weekend long I’ll go with Crispy Ronaldo and Becks? It probably takes both of them hours to get fuck fresh ready (pluck, wax, moisturize, bronze, etc…).

This C+ list actor who made his fame on a hit cable show turned movie franchise has a penis so small that he only hires people to have sex with him and they have to say how large he is. (CDAN)

Johnny Knoxville? Yeah, his peen might be small, but I bet his catheter is hung as shit.

This B+ list actress from a hit network medical drama had a boyfriend. They went out. It came time to have sex, and she made her boyfriend dress up like one of the male characters on her show. (CDAN)

Lisa Edelstein from House? But it’s not that weird, because I think most chicks make their boyfriends dress up like Hugh Laurie during fucky times.

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