Afternoon Crumbs
Jennifer Aniston fires the next shot by wearing an outfit entirely in Maddox’s signature color. This is a direct threat. Your move, Maddox – Lainey Gossip
The lesson for today is: Don’t be an abusive cunt on national TV (unless it’s good for MTV‘s ratings) – The Superficial
I guess Lindsay Lohan’s doctors at Betty Ford are writing collagen prescriptions for her – Hollywood Tuna
This IS why doves cry – Towleroad
Lindsey Vonn tries to do her best Catherine Tramell (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Anna Kournikova’s diamond engagement ring is bigger than the head on Enrique Iglesias’ “hamster peen” – Popsugar
Gis Bundchen wants Tom Brady to have a luscious flowing mane like hers – Celebitchy
Natalie Portman wearing some little girl’s communion dress – Popoholic
How many dingles do you think got stuck Ke$ha’s mangy mohawk? – Just Jared
Russell Brand is freeeeeee – I’m Not Obsessed
This doctor might be directly related to White Oprah – NYC Barstool Sports
Nicole Richie goes to the gym to bench press a toothpick – Hollywood Rag
How much do you want to bet that all of Wonky’s dogs are stuffed in there? – Cityrag
But I want to see the pictures of Lamar and Khloe gnawing their own Christmas tree down in the forest – The Berry
Noxeema Jackson is a wanted queen – ICYDK
Why, though? – OMG Blog
The toe that effed Katie Price busted in a Meow Meow ring – Holy Moly!