Thanks For Clearing That Up
November 18, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K
Tony Parker, the newest inductee into Tiger Woods’ Wandering Wang League, has issued a statement to People saying that contrary to what has passed over your eye balls Eva Longoria is not a scheming schemer who tricked him into not filing for divorce so she could do the honors.
“Eva and I have been discussing our situation privately. I was aware that she would be filing for divorce in Los Angeles. I did not file for divorce in Texas and did not hire divorce attorneys in either Texas or California. We plan to continue to keep our discussions of this matter private.”
Since Tony puts it that way, how do I take back the slow clap I gave to Eva for pulling a brilliant stunt queen move? Ugh. Don’t mind my ass, I’ll be reverse clapping all night.
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