Mel Gibson Wants Sole Custody Of Baby Lucia

November 18, 2010 / Posted by:

The judge in the custody battle that is NEVER EVER GOING TO END EVER already told Oksana Grigorieva to keep her collagen worms shut around the media, but she ignored his rule and walked into the iguana aquarium last night to talk to Larry King about more of the same stuff. Since OctoSana keeps spilling crap to the media without the judge’s permission, Mad Mel is using this opportunity to try to snatch Baby Lucia away full-time. Ha. Mel has a better chance of getting a tag-team beej from a rabbi and Al Sharpton IN the jacuzzi than winning custody of Baby Lucia, but it’ll be fun watching him try.

TMZ has it on good authority that the glum cunt’s team of lawyers will file for sole custody on Monday morning on the grounds that OctoSana keeps throwing out lies about him to the media. Mel will argue that OctoSana doesn’t give a sugar tit’s nipple about her own daughter’s well-being, because she’s focused on dirtying his pristine image.

That stupid ass Mel. Bitch is just lonely now that he doesn’t have OctoSana around to bark at and make the sign of a swastika on her face with his slap happy hand. The ottomans don’t flinch when he yells at them, so it’s not the fucking same!

And it’s never too early for Baby Lucia to file for complete emancipation from both of their crazy asses. Baby Lucia obviously can’t sign her own emancipation documents, but I’m sure any judge will accept one of her spit bombs as an official signature.

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