JLo Needs An Empty Water Bottle And A Go Girl

November 18, 2010 / Posted by:

Or maybe that’s a hybrid of her sexyface and doodybubbleface. Yeah, that’s probably it, because I’m pretty sure JLo injects potent Botox in her cooch so she never has to piss again! So, at the London Hotel in West Hollywood, CA today, JLo Kardashian filled the room with the toxic scent of scorched wig and burnt Styrofoam (blame the lights) while talking about her new line of “lifestyle” crap with Skeletor for Kohls. So now you know where to get a pillow case that camouflages your bronzer skid marks and a scarf that doubles as a bib you can use to wipe any virgin guts you got on your cheek while feeding.

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