Fox News’ Gretchen Carlson talked with a boy named Colton Burpo (aka the greatest name I’ve ever heard) who went off to heaven once and remembers what it was like. According to Colton Burpo, heaven is just like that Mahalia Jackson song and it’s also a NO OLDS zone.
There are two things that came to mind when I listened to Colton Burpo’s journey to heaven: 1) Is Colton Burpo sure about the “sea blue eyes” part, because everybody knows Jesus Christ has beautiful brown eyes. Proof. 2) FOUR LOKO IS NO JOKE!