Eva Longoria Dumped Tony Parker First, Okay!

November 18, 2010 / Posted by:

Eva Longoria only denied that Tony Parker filed for divorce in Texas on Tuesday because she wanted to be the one who publicly cut the cord on their marriage. A source tells Gossip Cop that Eva wanted to see the headline “Eva Longoria files for divorce from Tony Parker” in lights and not the other way around. So Eva played the part of an estranged wife who wants to work things out amicably to Tony’s face but then turned around and stabbed him in the ass with divorce papers. Well. Played.

A different source tells TMZ that they’ve been planning to file for divorce ever since Eva found all those hornified text messages between Tony and his teammate’s soon-to-be ex-wife Erin Barry. Apparently, Tony wanted to make the divorce go smoother by filing in Texas, but she talked him out of it. The source says that Eva wanted to file for divorce on the same day the “Tony is Blackberry boning some other trick” story from UsWeekly came out, because she’s into “the whole PR thing.” Eva’s spokeswhore denies she tried to pull some shit over on Tony.

And about those text messages, another source (ALL THESE SOURCES) whispered in People’s ear that Tony Porkme and Erin Barry never took their phone fucking relationship to the next level. Basically, he never put his baguette into her fondue pot. The source went on to explain, “They knew each other, sent each other messages. It was flirtatious, but he never did anything with her.”

Eva is a former soap star who has worked with professional stunt queen Marc Cherry for years, so I really should have expected her to bring the dramatic theatrics. And here I was thinking that the day I gave Eva Longoria a slow clap would never come. Glad to see that she’s finally scratching at her ESCANDALO gene. Keep scratching, Eva!

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