Hot Slut Of The Day!
Jacqueline Cutright, a 70-year-old gem who didn’t let some thief in a Kunty Karl mask fuck with her moment on the commode. She had me firmly wrapped up in one of the locks of her curly halo at “commode.”
It was 2 in the morning in Akron, Ohio when Lady Cutright’s bowel movement was rudely interrupted by some 22-year-old ass bag in a clown mask who broke into her house and demanded OxyContin and cash (White Oprah, come git your relative!). Cutright wasn’t about to cutshort for a ho robbing her ass with a knife so she offered him some sleeping pills and told him she was broke while keeping her nalgas firmly pressed against her toilet.
The robber must’ve been a thieving thief with a copper-plated heart because he didn’t steal Lady Cutright’s silver bracelet after reading the inscription on it. That’s when she knew he wasn’t going to harm upon her. The clown robber busted off of Lady Cutright’s property with $26 in cash, $1000 in costume joo-ree and her car. He didn’t go far, because the cops caught him at the end of the street. He confessed to it all.
Lady Cutright ended it with these words to live by: “I thought about doing some ninja stuff to him but I thought, ‘No, he’s faster than I am,’ so I more or less just sat there on the lid.” Exactly. Don’t let any bitch tear you and your commode apart. Stay sitting…and shitting.
And at the end, when the camera stays on Lady Cutright as she shuffles along the walkway and slowly picks up the newspaper.. Priceless.
via Fox8