Eva Longoria Tells AC Slater Everything

November 17, 2010 / Posted by:

Just hours after Eva Longoria filed Tony Parker’s pink slip and her request for a monthly check, she spilled her heart out to her non-gay (?) confidante Mario Lopez who just so happens to work on Extra.

As Mario Lopez did bicep curls in a three-way mirror while an avocado mask moisturized his nipples, Eva sat on a bench press seat next to him and told him that UsWeekly’s story about how she found hundreds of horny text messages from Tony to a female friend was true. The rumor going around is that the “female friend” in question is Erin Barry, the wife of one of Tony’s teammate. But back to Eva and Mario….

A little while later as Mario rubbed an oatmeal scrub on his culito lips while doing squats (he’s a multi-tasker in case you didn’t know already), Eva told him that Tony cheated on her earlier this year and still talks to the ho on Facebook. Mario went to give Eva a hug but he caught a glimpse of his beautiful self in the mirror and got distracted.

Mario summed it all up with these words: “Eva wants everyone to know, she’s devastated by the rumors of Tony’s infidelity. She loved her husband and is heartbroken about their split. But she’s strong.” And Mario went on to say, “But she’s not as strong as my taint muscles. Seriously, have you seen my taint muscles?!

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