A Palin Cub Defends Mama Grizzly, Calls A Dude A Faggot While Doing So

November 17, 2010 / Posted by:

You might have already tasered your remaining brain cells last night by reading this bedtime story from TMZ, but in case you haven’t it’s perfect for breakfast times too! Just make sure you directly inject Four Loko into your skull before reading so you fully understand what they’re saying. During the premiere of Sarah Palin’s TLC reality show on Sunday night, 16-year-old Willow Palin and Bristol got into a Facebook brawl of words with two dudes they went to school with.

One dude named Tre fired the first shot when he wrote: “Sarah Palin’s Alaska, is failing so hard right now.” And we’re off. Willow threw around the word “faggot“, called another dude “so gay” and then said that everybody was just jealous of her family’s success. The most surprising thing is that Willow didn’t write “U loooser H8RS r just jellis!!!!1!!!”. It’s like I don’t even know our kids today. That’s where the “injecting Four Loko into my skull” part comes in.

If you really don’t want to step back into a high school quad by reading the whole mess, here’s a few highlights. Emphasis on “high” since it’s best if you’re high while reading it:

Matt: not as fat as Bristol, and not dating a dumbass prick like almond, The only program I enjoyed from your family is Nailin’ Palin

Matt: Its on TLC The Last Channel I’d ever fucking watch in my life

Willow: Haha your so gay. I have no idea who you are. But what I’ve seen pictures of, your disgusting… My sister has a kid and is still hot And don’t talk shit about Andy

Willow: Tre stfu. Your such a faggot.

Matt: I’ll talk shit about Andy 24/7 he’s backed down before, he’ll do it again. and she had that baby? By the looks of it I thought she was still pregnant, my bad

Matt: Well you know its bad when you take a picture with the situation and your the grenade.

Willow: Sorry that all you guys are jealous of my families success and you guys aren’t goin to go anywhere with your lives

Yeah, I’m going to need William Shatner to dramatically recite this shit.

And I’m hoping Matt and Willow co-host a liveblog of Dancing with the Scars finale next week since Bristol’s ass made it. The full fight is after the jump if you dare. JUMP!!!

Screen Shots via Gawker

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