Jessica Simpson Probably Bought Her Own Engagement Ring

November 16, 2010 / Posted by:

Two things: 1) Jessica Simpson’s ruby and diamond engagement ring, which looks like it was bought by a hoarder at a Gemco fire sale in the mid-80s, is from Neil Lane and cost approximately $100,000. 2) The Black AMEX card that was used to buy the ring most likely had the name “Jessica Ann Simpson” on it. ESCANDALO. Not really.

One of Jessica’s friends thinks that there’s no way Eric Whateverhisnameis paid for the ring since his financial situation is about as dire as Ashlee Simpson’s vocal abilities. The friend tells Popeater, “No way could Eric, who doesn’t have a job at the moment, afford to purchase such an expensive ring. Yes, he made a little bit of money in the NFL and is from a wealthy family, but unless his parents helped him out, Jessica must have paid for it herself. First, we find out that Jessica doesn’t want to have a prenup, and now we find out that she might have paid for her own ring. It just doesn’t feel right to me. We all want Jessica to be happy and finally find true love after all she has been through, but she doesn’t understand that in the long run if she pays for everything it will hurt her relationship with any man.”

Who cares if Jessica Simpson overpaid for a ring that perfectly resembles the garnet and gold-plated ring my sister got for her Confirmation. And who cares if Eric is going to get a chunk of her deep fried money pie when they eventually divorce in 3 (or less) years. The only thing I’d ask Chestica is if the dick gives her the same jolt of FUCKYES she gets right after she bites in a greasy piece of chicken from Popeye’s. If she answers yes, I say empty your pocketbook and play on! Sometimes the dick is so good you want to put their name on your checking account.

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