Hot Slut Of The Day!

November 16, 2010 / Posted by:

Chris “Crazy Chris” Lynman who set the Das Supertalent (aka Germany’s Got Talent) stage on fire with the sparkling flames shooting out of his b-hole like one of Heat Miser’s violent farts.

Katy Perry’s firestarter nipples have met their match! Last week, Chris Lynman dropped some dazzle on the Das Supertalent judges when he got sexy with a firework by sticking it between his nalgas and then lighting it. Cynthia Nixon is looking at this shit like, “Meh and meh and more meh. You should see what Rojo Caliente can do naturally.”

The judges were also not amused, because Chris Lynman’s fire in the hole was put out and he didn’t go on to singe his butt hairs in the next round. I guess, the lost art of making a firework orgasm through butt sex just isn’t as appreciated as much as it used to be. 🙁

Below is the NSFW clip of Crazy Chris’ audition. Warning: This clip does include furry tuck pie, bare ass cheeks, firework violations and melodramatic music.

via Tabloid Prodigy

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