Bristol Palin And The Situation Teach Us About The Importance Of Abstinence

November 16, 2010 / Posted by:

Bristol Palin, a girl who is only famous for birthing out a baby, and The Situation, an asshole who is only famous for birthing out new and exciting kinds of STDs, joined forces to shoot a pro-abstinence PSA. Clear their shelves, because a million more acting awards are coming their way!

Strangely enough, they didn’t convince me to not put my wet parts on hard parts, but they are making a strong case for abstaining from anything with moving and talking pictures on it so you don’t have to experience a mess like this again!

And sadly, it’s also making me want to abstain from using the word SITUATION. I guess we can call it an “eyebrow case” from now on. DAMN THEM!

via Vulture

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