RiRi Is Teaching Our Children The Most Important Words In The English Language

November 15, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

Whoever said RiRi isn’t the kind of role model you want kids today to look up to, need to spend a little time with these pictures of her posing with a bunch of chirruns outside of a restaurant in NYC last night. While the Ronald McDonald bukkake on her head says “Fuck My Life”, the necklace around her neck says “fuck you.” Now that is a lesson plan I can get behind.

Most parents want to do the honor of teaching their children the only words they will need in life, but I’m sure they didn’t mind their kids learning from RiRi. And I’m also sure that these kids’ teachers will be so proud when they bring this mess of a picture in for show and tell. Those teachers are going to need a bigger gold star!

And I’m sure that RiRi’s rep will say that she thought her necklace meant “rebellious flower” in Dutch.

Here’s a few more pictures of Teacher RiRi with our nation’s youth last night and also of her leaving her hotel this morning with Argie Cherries’ freshly scalped mane on her head.

Tags: Elegance Has A Name, Mario Lopez, Rihanna, What A Fucking Lady

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