Hot Slut Of The Day!

November 15, 2010 / Posted by:

Carolyn Hopkins, one of the voices of the NYC subway as well as the voice for public transportation in Chicago and Washington, and she’s the “white zone is for loading and unloading only” lady at LaGuardia, JFK Airport, Newark, Charles de Gaulle, Incheon, John Wayne in Orange County, etc.. etc…

From her home studio in Maine, Miss Carolyn tells New Yorkers that the L train is now arriving on the Brooklyn-bound track and to step away from the platform edge. THAT VOICE! I thought that just like Ke$ha, RiRi, and Miley, Carolyn’s voice was produced from a machine plugged into an electrical strip in a sound studio in the middle of Queens somewhere. But no, it’s a real-life voice coming from a real-life human. This is surprising, because sometimes her ass straight up lies without her voice cracking or anything. Sometimes the L train is NOT arriving on the Brooklyn-bound track and she says it is anyway to get your hopes up and then crush you with reality when that shit never arrives. Tricky AND evil!

The New York Times has a clip of Carolyn’s voice, but if you take the subway all the time then it’s probably already permanently etched into the inside of your brain for forever and eternity. I bet she’s having a phone sex affair with the “The next stop is 14th Street – Union Square…” dude.

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