GQ has named ScarJo its “Babe of the Year”!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can you CITIZEN’S ARREST the cover of a magazine, because this is thieving in every degree. International supermodel and the flame in America’s torch Phoebe Price is the only “Hot Babe of the Year” every single year until years don’t exist anymore! It’s in the Constitution of the United States of Fuckery.
Yes, if you want to get all technical with me, GQ left the “Hot” off, but still! PP’s body temperature fluctuates more than my sanity levels so sometimes she’s “Frozen Babe of the Year” or “Thawed Out Babe of the Year” or “Needs A Snuggie Babe of the Year” or “Charbroiled Babe of the Year” or simply just “Babe of the Year“.
GQ better sprinkle some chicken seed on their office floor and get ready to bow down to their new poultry overlord. PP will own them as soon as she finds a lawyer in the yellow pages who will work for headbands. “Larry H. Parker got me the GQ EMPIRE!!!” – PP when she’s done with GQ.
If you want to be a shameless traitor, you can go here to see ScarJo’s Photoshop Award-worthy pictures in GQ, or you can do the right thing and spend time with the ONLY Babe of the Year below.