Bitch, You’re Drunk

November 15, 2010 / Posted by:

Looking like Shelley Duvall with her favorite probe blocker cap on, Elizabeth Denise Crull of Orlando, FL tells Wesh2 about how she sort of kind of crashed into a school bus filled with karate students (no karate kids were injured).

You know, you could totally make a potent cocktail with her 100 proof saliva, but I’m on her side! It’s not bitch’s fault. She tried to turn her steering wheel to hit the bus, but it kept jumping around. And then um….she went to hit the break but she ended up stomping on the um…the um…. (excuse me while I sort through the junk drawer in my head) the um… gas pedal instead! The break pedal and the gas pedal totally switched places to fuck with her! FREE DRUNK LIZZY DENNY (no, don’t).

via Gawker TV

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