Mekka Lekka Hi Mekka Douchey Ho!

November 14, 2010 / Posted by:

Here’s John Mayer struttin’ that ass while leaving Pee-wee Herman on Broadway last night dressed like a late-in-life lesbian who only shops in the boys department at Walmart.

Nevermind that John has a slightly surprised look on his face like he can’t believe Miss Yvonne turned down his offer to mekka her hiney, I never knew that John had hair as luxurious as a Cocker Spaniel’s ass bush. Forget the whole “being the biggest douche who ever douched” thing, bitch should be a Breck girl.

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