Hot Slut Of The Day!
Janes FlatJacks Chicken Snacks!!! FINALLY, you can make your own Double Down at home using this brilliant work of science as well as Rachael Ray’s innovative recipe for late night bacon. You’re on your own in finding a recipe for sliced cheese.
This is the poultry pop tart brought to you by Janes and according to the directions on the box, you can swallow it as a snack or “jus’ cuz.” Only the most educated nutritionists (or Kirstie Alley) will tell you that “jus’ cuz” is the meal you eat right after a snack when you’re not hungry at all but you just really want to stuff your food hole with a delicious preservative pocket that can made in 2 steps or less! Toast. Eat. Barf. Repeat.
The food industry needs to give us more of this, because making food is hard and everything should be microwave or toaster ready!